Why America act like terrorist PR manager?

at answers.yahoo.com here
russian ambition asks:

They always calling terrorists who destabilize unfriendly countries as "rebels" or "separatists".

They never call them terrorists.

But, with the legitimate armed resistance of Lebanon, Somalia, Iraq, and Palestine they are calling them terrorists.

I am Orthodox Christian, by the way.

Not Muslim

I'm scratching my head trying to come up with an answer. I think it's either Neocons or Oil.

UPDATE: combussington says "Umm, I don't know. Maybe they think that Hezbollah, members of the Islamic Courts Union, suicide bombers, and molotov cocktail-throwing protesters act kind of like terrorists."

The point is, however, they only (as he noted) "act kind of like terrorists" and not just act like terrorists (nuance). Besides, it still doesn't explain why America act like terrorist PR manager.

Iceland Scott Free

You know what I wouldn't mind us doing a wrong war on though, is Iceland. Did you ever meet a actual Iceland person. FREAKY. It's like, are they elfs or waht. (The girls) As for, when I was in Oregon I hung out with a Iceland guy and, just don't even ask.

Yet Iceland gets a pass, afaik noone every does a wrong war on them. Ever notice that? Why is that? Oh right I got it, its because there white.

Rascists.

side-effects of blogging and no to squishing of dissent

Update: For those asking, the answer is no, the (presumed) NSA agents didn't explicitly offer money.. they're much craftier than to do that, but reading between the lines, it's pretty clear they're trying to bribe me into writing dhinger things.
I suspect most other progressive bloggers have had similar offers, whereas people like charles something from LGF are more or less known to be nothing more than puppets on strings. I almost feel sorry for him, having to spout off these anti-islam posts and he seems to work so very hard at it!! Hard to imagine anyone would work that hard for mere money so either they're blackmailing him or else charles whatever isn't a person per-se but rather a group of people at one of the government agencies.

I'm a little bit drunk (from celebrating 4 years of TIWWWWB) so I hope this will be coherent. I too am a little bit awestruck. Being a (guest) blogger can overwhelming. The sudden fame can go to anyone's head! Why, just the other day, one of my fans sent me an email telling me she embroidered one of my blog posts onto her pillow. At moments like that, I try to keep my sobriety by tempering my exultation with realizing the heavy responsibility that lays on my (and every other blogger's) shoulders. Knowing that so many people rely on my analysis carries heavy burdens (I guess that goes double for people like Yggie).
And there are days when I'm called upon to exploit my celebrity status to open up yet another supermarket. It's glamorous, of-course, but sometimes I feel I'm selling myself cheap. Also, I can't count anymore the number of times that government agents (NSA, I think, but they're careful to hide their exact identity) have pressured me with promises of greater fortune if only I would put in a good word for 'the good old u.s of a' asking me to write at least about the surge. Their offers stink. For that sort of money, I don't even take my pyjamas off (not that I'd do it anyway (writing propganda for them, not taking off my pj's)). Like I said, they could up their offers and I'd still refuse(!) but it's a little disheartening that they offer so little.

Well, time to have another celebratory drink, and to your cheapskate gov' agents, you 'll NEVER squish our dissent. As to you (readers), even if you'll chance to hear me say the occasional good word about the war on iraq (fat chance) I promise you it'll be my honest opinion and not me selling out!

Did you know?

It's was four (4) years ago on this today that fateful day when I decided to start The Iraq War Was Wrong Blog. In that intervening time, a whole generation of kids have entered & left there high school, and other stuffs has happened, but when I thing about what I've accomplished most of all (by blogging about how The Iraq War Was Wrong) I'm awestrucken. Truly awestrucken. We all are.

A Loose End

BWT your probably still wondering what show I was talking about here I think I tracked it down that it's was this:




Which now hopefully from this you can see the point I was trying to make there.

IWWProve Everywhere II: Seals Don't Know

Mission II: Seals Don't Know

Where: San Francisco (Fishermen's Worf)

When: Teusday 5/13/08, approx 2:15-2:45 pm

Instructions: Somewhere around 2:15 or thereabouts, you: the interpid IWWWprov Players, will gather gradually and unassumingly at Fishermans Worf which is a tourist sight in San Francisco. When the fancy takes them (e.g. perhaps they get a giant sundae at Giradelli Square first), they will wander down the worf and end up back at that place where the seal's are. (Back and to the side somewhat- forget exactly).

Once there, you will just stand there looking at the seals for awhile, occasionally pointing, and perhaps taking a few photographs. (The elderly can sit on the bleacher's that are set up there). This behavior will continue for like 3-15 minutes and then, without warning, you will each independently appear to decide it's time to go, and be on you're merry way, leaving onlookers in shock at the whole spectacle, but not explaining a thing.

If someone approaches you and asks whats going on, here is your line:

"Do the seals know it was wrong?"

That's all your gonna say. Nothing more. The look on there face as it dawns on them should be priceless.

Let's see if we can pull this of as good as the Train Of Wrong. This is why the Internet is such a great medium. We have a real chance here to put the Iraq war's wrongness out there. So, hopefully everone who can will show up Tuesday and let's freak some people out. (I'm unable to make it Tuesday but I'll TOTALLY be in contact with Sana T. Injection about it, who has kindly agreed to do the videoing).

P.s. About Jim's movie from the last one, he amiled it to me (HELARIOUS) but I don't know how to put is on Youtube. Someone help/ Anyways maybe I'll just describe it - Jim goes through several train cars packed with people and videos them as they're on the Train Of Wrong, and it's AMAZING how many IWWWprovers you can spot. Some of them are all trying not to look at the camera, making a wierd face when the see it ect., so its pretty obvious who was in on it. Great job guys.

Announcement: TIWWWBprov Everywhere

If you haven't Improv Everywhere check it out. Anwyays that got to me thinking, could we incorporate that sort of gonzo approach into are efforts (to say The Iraq War was wrong repeatedly and incessantly until everyone everwhere concedes The Iraq War was wrong).

Yes we can. I call it TIWWWBprov Everywhere.

So I took of the afternoon today and got a shake and tried to figure out what we can do. Here's my idea for are first mission:

Mission 1: Train Full Of The Iraq War Was Wrong

The idea is so simple it's ingenious. It's to takes place in New York City like all the best Improv Everywhere stunts on account of, they seem to have the best Improvers there.

On the specified day, Friday May 9th, at 7:10 a.m. in the morning, our interpid TIWWWBprov Everywherers will board (or arrange to have boarded beforehand at an earlier stop), say, the Uptown 6 (local) train at the 86th Street station. Once aboard, each Player will either stare straight ahead and sit/stand silently, or look down at an open book they are holding in their hands as if reading, occasionally turning the page. (Books optional).

At Grand Central/42nd Street (or, say, 23rd, depending on where they need to go ect) a few minutes later, the TIWWWBprov Everywhere Players will then get off the very same train, exit the station, and go their separate ways, not having said a word the whole time, with no one's the wiser. IMPORTANT: DURING THE MISSION, DON'T LET ON TO ANYONE WHAT'S GOING ON. If anyone asks, you're just a commuter going to his job as a COO at some bank or wahtever.

But once the mission's over, if approached (by reporter's or whoever) we say we did it because The Iraq War was wrong. Just like that: "Because The Iraq War was wrong".

Folk's I can already tell this is going to be a classic. I've talked to Jim about it already and he's promised to get up there from Charlottesville to video the whole thign. (Sorry I can't be there for this one/prior engagement). Anyways LET'S DO IT people.

Reason I'm so exited you ask is because this is frankly one of the best idea's I've had in a long time.

UPDATE (5/9) Just got of the chat with Jim and he says it was AWSOME! THe way it went down and the way he describe's it. Just wow. I'm amazed too because I thought I screwed it up by typoing that you guy's should use Uptown instead of Downtown. But Jim says there was literadely HUNDRED'S of people on the Train Of Wrong so I guess you figured it out. See, that's why I have some of THE BEST blog readers going. Anyways he got it all on tape and it sounds helarious, I'll try to figure out how to post the video when i get it.

Neocons: A Good Argument We Made Alot

One thing we noticed about The Iraq War even way back in 2003 was that the Neocons only RELLY wanted to do it for there country over there (Ishrael). Because they knew doing The Iraq War would make it all safe and whatnot.

Which it HAS. Have you noticed that? Because I have: Every since The Iraq War, Israel has been totally and completely safe as far as I can tell. (Which kind of pisses me of actuelly because, what give's a overt/full-on Neocon country the right to be safe from "terrorism". If YOU had to live in the same region as a bunch of Neocons wouldn't YOU want to do "so" called "terrorism" on them). Well, justice be damned I guess, because Israel is unfairly (and totally) safe from any of that now. You know, because The Iraq War happened.

That's what doing The Iraq War did and that's why The Neocons wanted to do it, which is precisely why it (and Strauss, don't forget Strauss) was such a good argument for us liberals such as myself to have been making and writing articles about at the time. (Indeed, I'm particularly grateful for all the man-hours and megabytes that liberals including myself devoted to researching and educating people about Strauss, because of how relevant Strauss was (and is). To, like, everything).

Anyways, just wanted to point that out.

A Tougie

This one's a tougie: Which war do you think was the Iraqest war ever? (Asides from The Iraq War, of course).

Don't get me wrong. Goes without saying (taking as read) The Iraq War is obviously the most Iraq war ever. Assumably this is the very reason why we call it The Iraq War (one and the same). It narrowly beats out The Gulf War which was (too) a Iraq War but it was primarily Gulf, evidently.

But which got me to thinking yesterday at work (I do alot of this type's of thinking when I'm writing my VBA macro's): How Iraq are were the other wars? That we did on other people (besides Iraqi's). Surely some wars we have did were Iraqer than others. Maybe some were not very Iraq at all. So right there there's a gradation there. Mayhaps others were nearly as Iraq as The Iraq War itself (ok not FULLY Iraq but let's say 70% as Iraq). Well to my way of thinking this naturally rises the question of which one was the Iraqest of all. (Besides Iraq)?

So answer's in comments. Was is the Phillipines conflict of the early 1900s? Because that one was pretty Iraq from what I heard. But maybe there's been others we didn't cover with Mrs. Heilmann in USHAP (or the part where I had the chicken pocks and when I came back and she was showing The Molly McGwires and I was just totally lost).

For example did we do a war on Egpyt (a The Egypt War) because I bet if we did that would of been quite Iraq indeed (not as Iraq as it was Egypt of course but still reasonably Iraq). So anyways let me know either way. This is just my curiositys here, not The Iraq War related (directly) but a way to open up the conversation. Thing's getting to tense around here if you ask me. Also another angle, any good music you heard lately. YOu know whats a good soundtrack- Ocean's 12. Even better than 11 actually which was suprising. I like the one where she's (Catherine-Zeta Jones?) singing in a foreign language- good one for while your just chill. Ok anyways that was a good post I think, we covered alot.

I Had Sex With Michelle Obama

Me I don't have no job but this post could be NSFW if you do have a job. Becuase adult subject matter. Not explicset pitures, sorry.

Why am I even telling youse. It was back in the early 90s when I visited Chicago. As you know I endorse Barak and Michelle for president, I Wrote favorable blog posts. I care very much about the REPUTATION of The Iraq War Was Wrong Blog and also about the Obama's. I owe it to our readerships to avoid even the APPEARANCE of a confict of interest, impropriety so on so forth. So that's why I'm telling you so I can come clean. For the record. My sexaul relationship with Michelle Obama has NOTHING to do wif my endorsement of her candacy as "first" lady.



So what's she like you may aks. Well. She don't so-call shave "down there" as much as most Afican American wemen. From anus to about level with her urethral opening, and THAT'S IT. And where she shaves she got so much 5 oclock. Stubble more like. Some ingrown hairs. One it got infected I guess, because a huge pimple. But it was like mostly healed.

So how did it happen, how was it ect. Well, first kissing then I done heavy pettings to her i.e., finger. Then I done cunningus on her which she LIKE it. all wet. She was gwine do me back fellat but I don't like that. Then vaganal in three positions. and when I try anal she gets all mad

I'm not 100% sure it was Michelle Obama, I did not ask her name but if I remember it looked like her anyways. And like I said it was in Chicago. I think it was in Chicago.

UPDATE

From the comments aka peanut gallery:

two dogs is correct.

This post is way below the standards of this blog. Doesn't belong on the blog of the guy who published the high school newsletters of Brian Leiter.

My response:

A voice for others - reasons to vote for obama

so many smart people have exactly the right thing (bon mot in fr.) to say but don't have access to this venue (depriving them and us at the same time) so today I'd like to give a voice to those who have none. Letting them speak through me:

Dear Fellow Americans,

Our Great-grand Nation, the United States of America
is and will face very critical "Challenges" in coming
years and decades.

The Problems will be tough and solutions would not
easy.

The key will the cool, calm, and collectedness of our
next President[ What I call Presidential Temperament'
The one remaining candidate who has consistently that
Presidential Temperament is Senator Obama.

His message of change makes sense. We have to stop
doing business in Washington old ways. The new ways of
lifting each other up and stopping tearing each other
down will not held our Great grand Nation. The
Terrorists around the world[real] and inadvertently
assisted by some shortsighted media [Who are party to
this perpetuation of psychological terrorism of
mis-information, dis-information, and duplicity], that
is what we do not need.

In order to send the message around the world that
America is get Senator Obama our next president. At
least on thing he has shown consistently is the
presidential Temperament. The Temperament of our next
president is very critical address internal and
internal challenges. Let us defeat real external
terrorists snd internal psychological terrorists once
for all.

God Bless out Great grand Nation, its diverse people,
and Senator Obama. He is the ans her to our future
stability, security, safety, and regain our status in
the world.

PS: Angry Wright wrong and by electing Senator Obama President of this Greatgrand Nation. Paster Wright will be set on right course.

Yours truly,

COL.[retd] A.M.Khajawall
Disables American Veteran.
Las Vegas Nevada.

Desaster

Yggie mad ethe point here that The Iraq War "has...been a disaster for the United States of America". You know, I don't think this is dwelled on hysterically enough (by us), how utterly disasterous The Iraq War has truly been for are country. Were talkign about a disater a FULL ON DISASTER for the country and yet for some reason we on the left often don't often seem to wildly overstate the size breadth and depth of this disaster as much as we really should.

Maybe the problem is helping the lay person see how much of a DISASTER The Iraq War has been for are country. I guess the only thing to do is go back to basics, remind them what the country was like in 2002, and that way they can compare to now (2008), and on making this comparison the extent of the DISASTER between then (before The Iraq War started) and now will be completely obvious.

So, here's some stuffs about 2002 that was the country was like:

• Britney still at the top of the cahrts. I still had my Britney websight infact
  
• It was the International Year Of Ecotourism And Mountains
  
• On Friends Rachel told Ross about he's hte father
  
• The Euro started
  
• Halle Berry FINALLY got a Oscar for being a black woman
  
• Awsome World Series (Scott Spizio ect)
  
• Jimmy Carter gets the Nobel Peace PRize
  
• American Idol starts up (!!!)
  

Looking back it's was almost a golden time. Compared to now (2008) which is like:

• Britney in trouble which is to sad for me to even thing about :-( Instead I"m doing TIWWWB which I have had to put 4 years of my life into with no end insight.
  
• International Year Of The Potato (? talk about carbs)
  
• Everone forclosing (like my condo which was SUPPOSE to be a investment, but I handed in my key's and from my Home equity only ended up like $40k on the whole thing)
  
• Friends not even on anymore (we don't even have that to turn to)
  
• EURUSD going through the roof (which is ok because I had the foresight to buy EUR awhiles ago but still
  
• All the Oscar's going to a bunch of white people (Juno, ect) basically like the dark '50s times
  
• McAin is like "I'm so honorable" while meanwhile Obama/Hillary have to go at each other which, I'm sorry
  
• The Wire ("the greatest television show ever in the whole history of television shows or anything else" -Yggie) is gone
  
• And what's good on TV right now anyways. There's still Lost (totally confusing) but and um what else.
  

This stark contrast between 2002 and 2008 for the country is makes it perfectly clear how much of a desaster The Iraq War was for the country. The country, which was going ok in 2002, is basically just a desaster area now. Everything. EVERYTHING's messed up. It's RELLY hard to overstate this. I mean every time I think maybe I'm exaggerating I just think of the difference (like e.g. the Friends thing which is SO DEPRESSING ME at the moment) and realize I'm not.

Thats why as liberals we got to harp on this. Remind people how much of a disaster it was. Because sometime's I think they wouldn't even notice any differences (which are STARK) if we weren't there to remind them.

People Make Assumptions

Me I am a homeless white American with all of the baggage it entrails. When people they see me wif my carboard sign they automatically --> ASSUME <-- I abuse drugs/alcohol which I do but they don't know that they just --> ASSUME <-- I do which did you ever heard of innocent until poven guilty plus it makes an ass of you & me. I don't want your cheapass dollar, dhinger. that piss me off but good goDAMshit. Go to hell you piece ofshit -- BASTARD. Rich white guy trys to buy me off with a dollar I fro it back in his rethugnican McCain-voting Iraq-War-Supporting face your rich give me 5, 10, 20 or FOAD. GoDAMit that piss me off. You can afford it cracker scumbag. At least I'm "so"-called White/europan decsent. Do you know about white privaledge I done a LOT of reading. Maybe I should do a post on that I know a lot about it. Kind of a expert actually.

Watch MSM faux news and them try to spin this so I sound angry?

Catch-22

One thing I don't get is why the dhingers try to say were against the troops though. If we were so against the troops why would we get so destressed that there always going psyco on us. On the contrary we'd be like "whatever/say le vie". When in reality were kinda of freaked out about the whole thing(enspecially how many people they like to kill wehn they get back here). So what are the talking about anyways. It's like dhingers just can't even pay attention which (is the orinic part) so they don't even notice how psyco the troops is getting. So they keep doing wrong wars and the cycle concinues. Catch-22.

Go Ahead Try To Swif Boat Obama

One thing you can depend of rethug dhingers is they play dirty eletion politics. Starting way back. They did the Right Stag fire in Germany to get there guy Hitler in there, that was like 50 years ago so they been doing it a long time. Then come 2000 and they rig it against Gore with Die Bold. In 2004 they Swif Boated John Kerry.

I know our readership is all thinking now. I like to get you thinking. To challenge your thinking. Your thinking they gon Swif Boat Obama.

But it's different this time, why.

First off Obama wasn't never in the so call army. He was too young for Vetnam War. But MacCain was in Vetnam War so he is the one can get Swif Boated.

Second the dhingers have no credibility no more because of Bush. Unending War base on lies.

Third what could you possibly say against the man. He's for change how can you be againts that.

Four it would be rascist.

Five he's all about brin people together not apart. If they look like they gon try to Swif Boat him he just goes like That's divisive, I won't even be involve in that. Like above it all. People like that in a man.

Six, Americans like how hes a Christian and he goes to church.

Seven and finally if they actually did it. He can just go Oh youre trying to Swif Boat me. Then eveybody nods points at the guy and say Swif Boater Swif Boater Swif Boater and he's all embaras like damn, caught me.

Joke

IraqWarWrong hasn't done one of this blog's most favorite feature in a long time, I am thinking of Take It Down A notch Friday. OK its not Friday today its only Monday which is different if your in the wage slave rat race. But lets take it down a notch anyways.

In the show the Simpsons did youse ever see that one where Homer Simpson says why this one joke is funny. Homer laughs when this one guy he gets hit in the penis (dick). Homer says its funny because its true. Now that's funny. I love the Simpons theres lots of clips on You Tube. Anyways here is this one joke I couln't stop laughing. Just a joke not a Simpsons joke. Are you ready. Q: American soldiers. a Afican American, a white guy and a Mexican GI get blowed up with a road side bomb in Iraq. What do you call them. A: George Bush Crash Test Dummies.

Haha, see what Homer meant Im laughing so hard I need to catch my breath :)

Jason

Support our troops brin them home NOW!

Boxey & The Iraq War

Cyrus was texting me once how hte new Battlestar Galatica is all about The Iraq War was wrong. So I borrowed a disk from him (I think its from Season 2 or maybe 1- I didn't have the chance to ask him because he was looking the other way wehn I took ) to watch it. I'm part way through one episode now and there's alot of confusing stuffs happening. Like sometimes there in spaceship but sometime's there's in a lakeside resort. Which is a change because on the old one it was all space IRRC or at least 90%. Sometime's this one remind's me of Baywatch so maybe the idea is its kinda a fusion of hte two

But the main thing I wonder is- where's Boxey and Muffit? Those were the main thing's I use to like on the real Battlestar so I just kinda of wondering were they are in this one. Was this explained in the other spidoes Its hard to pay attention to the other stuffs going on until where is Boxey is explained better. I think though that once Boxey shows up this is shaping to be a good show about how The Iraq War was wrong. For example I think they (the old guy and the other one from Sneaker's) were talking about does this make us any better then the terrist(Cylons) which sounds relevant. ITs just hard to make a judgement either way without Boxey though. Any thought's or am I watching this wrong.

The Horror of War: By the Numbers

Some times a piture says more then words can ever hope to, like when I made this grapf.

Some of these is not "so-called" hard numbers, I did my best estimate. Lancet ect. I assume full repsponsibility for any small errors that may remain in the data.

UPDATE

Let me further clarify. I made no effort to include --> EVERY <-- War because the graph would of been to wide. Some War's had to go. So no Vikings, no Wars of the Roses, no Seige of Lothlorien.

More contraversial will be my choices of what deaths to exclude. I agonized about this, and so my numbers are low if anything. Like what if some body gets killed but --> IT'S THERE OWN FAULT <-- should they be on there I decided No. Like if Bush got killed in Iraq? I wouldn't count him because he lied us into it. In World War 2 some would say my numbers is to low. Well I'm sorry if you read about the history of it the neocons brung it on their self. Was there even a so-called holacaust I understand there is some doubt among scolars. If you read about it.

I Got Some Stuff

Our readerships knows and respects my research opinions ect I present on this here blog. IraqWarWrong reconized my talent long ago and letted me guess blog here. He knows just because I'm homeless doesn't mean I'm not intelligent, intellectuel, and, increasingly, infuential.

Some times I have some odds and ens not enough for a post by it self. So this is just a grab bag. Enjoy

Do youse ever debate dhingers about the war. If you do remeber these main points. One its a rascist optional war of agression against Islam. Two wheres the WMDs. Three It's all about blood for oil. Four Afghanistan had NOTHING to do with 911. Five with Saddam at least they had electricity he was not a nice man though

I heard this one joke how come neocons have such a big nose because air is free LOL. And NO I'm not anti semitite, don't even go there. It's just the zionists I don't like. (Racism/apartheidt)

How come Obama is suppose to be tar and feather with whatever somebody else says.

Hey dhingers your all afraid of terrorism, waaaah, boo hoo. Suck it up! AmeriKKKa is the biggest one!

You know what keeps me up at night besides how the war was wrong. Global warming. Its the whole planet were talking about folks. Me I'm doing my part, I ride the bus. And don't blame me for obscene oil company profits, I usually don't even pay the fare.

Don't let them question your patriotism which don't forget its not about the flag, its about heathcare/single payer like Canada has.

Thats all for now, hope you enjoyed these original thoughts and observations of mine.

quiz time - continued

Getting tougher now...

In An Ideal World

3.
A: There wouldn't be any global warming (c2o)
B: Jennifer Aniston wouldn't exist
C: America wouldn't have (allegedly) blown up the twin towers to start a wrong iraq war
D: Yggie would write more blog entries

4.
A: People wouldn't draw wrong cartoons/caricatures, blaspheming against islam.
B: 'Phoebe' (from Friends, aka Lisa Kudrow) would not exist.
C: People wouldn't be allowed to open up email accounts like parishilton@yahoo.com unless they really are Paris Hilton.
D: Paul McCartney would not exist.

How To Beat McAin On The Issues

We need to think about election strategy.

We going with Obama so shut up super delegate's. Don't get me wrong Bill was a GREAT president the first Afican American president they called him. So what if he lied it was only about a bj. We pogressives owe the Clinton's a debit of gartitude but listen Hillary with all do respect GET OFF THE STAGE your time is paste. Only "Obama" can unite us. And bring change. And beat McAin not with just so call going negative but ON THE ISSUES.

Which I wanted to talk to youse about how to beat McAin on the issues. WE must define the issues not let the rethug dhingers define the issues because dhingers are all about your not a patriot blah blah blah and the AmeriKKKan poeple are so stupid they could fall for that jingoastic bull and completely forget that patriotism is actually about free heathcare.

It won't be hard to win this if we follow this one simple startegy again and and again and again and --> NEVER LET UP <-- here it is are you ready. His cheek is the issue. The focus got to be on his cheek --> AT ALL TIMES <-- because something ain't right there. If we focus on his cheek which if you seen it is all puffy and swole up day in and day out we caint lose. How did his cheek get like that, did Bush gave him a hickey or something. Anyways remeber "It's the cheek, stupid" and then we going to take back the White House from the BushCo-Selected-Not-Elected-(2x) junta

quiz time

A tough quiz so I'm keeping it short.

In an ideal world

1.
A: Bush wouldn't be a dhinger
B: David Schwimmer wouldn't exist
C: The Iraq War would be right
D: The Iraq War wouldn't exist

2.
A: Everyone would be blogging about how the Iraq War was wrong
B: Everyone would be reading TIWWWB
C: Paris Hilton would be blogging about how the Iraq War was wrong
D: Paris Hilton would answer my emails

UPDATE: Option 2.d is no longer with us. Paris has finally answered one of my emails!!

Human flesh $1.95/lb?

When we talk about how The Iraq War Was Wrong I always remine people WHY we went in there. How come the main stream medias don't tell you. We went in there because Saddam give humanatarian aid to Palestinian refuges. Which Isreal didn't like that so they pull some strings. A punch and Judy show Bush the poppet looking for invisible WMDs.

Now listen this story it really shows you how them people is like about $$£€¥

You know them neocon hats you pronounce it YAH-muh-kuh. But you spell Y-A-R-M-U-L-K-E don't aks me why. Anyways this neocon was wearing a yarmulke in the subway which in case you don't know it's --> NOT POLITE <-- to wear a hat indoors. To teach him a lesson a kid grabbed it for a prank. The neocon he get so mad about his $1.95 hat he run over the kid with a car and then PLUS of course he's a LAWYER so he makes the kid go to jail for a hate crime.

Money changers in the temple. In Shakespeare this neocon Shylock he tricks some body so they owe him 1 lb they're own flesh. They haven't changed have they. They can take flesh, they can take Palestian land, but don't touch they're hat.

BTW dhingers I have nothing againts Jews, it's just the Zionists

As we near the 5fth anninversary of The Iraq War (2003), or somewhat passed it, it's good to remind areselves of one thing. The Iraq War was wrong. And, proud to say I've been VERY consistent ont his. As I wrote back on that fateful day back in 2004 when I started this blog,

The Iraq War Was Wrong!

And this is my blog about that subject. I really really think it was wrong! What about you?

Looks prescient now, I'm have to say.

Back here in 2008 and we're about to decide is who is going to be are the next The President Of The United State's. The one question though is: will the Amreican voters choose there next President based on deciding that the 2003 The Iraq War was wrong? (And therefore the guy not from the same party as the President who did the war 2003 should be the next President). Or will they decide it based on other stuffs.

One hopes it's the former.

Peace is Patriotic

First off. If your pogressive like me then you love this country. BushCo McAin Halliburton Cheney they just hate eveybody whose different from them as in not so called white. Their not about love this country their about hate everybody else like black people/Muslins.

Second off. Pogressives like me we support the troops, we want them safe. We support bring them home now so they don't get kilt. Because the insurgents is kicking their ass nine ways from Sunday. We want them to come home in one piece, not in a pine box.

Third off. We love this country, we want to invest in its future not wase the money on a oil war base on lies. Invest the money in education plus free heathcare for everyone like in Canada which is way better then this shithole country.

Not one more penny for this imperalist war, AmeriKKKa. You can't beat the inSURGEents with a SURGE of paid baby killers.

The moment so many of you have been waiting for

Yes, you guessed it. Recently I felt the silent tension has been raised to such a palpable pitch that it could be cut with a knife so I've decided to finally reveal the answers to my first(?) quiz from way back when.

I don't actually have the paper with the questions and answers in front of me but I've decided on a new method. After all, If I think saddam is different from hitler because he had a bigger mustache and you figure it's something else then who is to say I'm right and you're wrong (esp. if you are the majority). So the correct answer to each question will be decided according to the view upheld by the majority of tiwwwb's non-dhinger readers.

Without further ado, here are the answers (to the best of my recollection, I didn't do an exact count).

1. a
2. a
3. e
4. a
5. e
6. d
7. e

UPDATE: No, it's not a typo. The answer for 6 really is 'e'.

Lost

I got hte inspiration to write a post reminding you'all that we lost the (The Iraq) war. I know I've explained this before but alots of people seem to still forget that we lost the war. In the hustle bustle every day in day out world of ours, with the iPod constnatly lowering in price, and movie receipts WAY down, and the structured-credit liquidity crisis, its pretty easy to forget that we lost The Iraq War. But IMPROTANT to remember (because if we lost, as opposed to won, then ).

Anwyays, so here's some easy dandy tip's to remember why it's obvious and follows via simple logic that we lost The Iraq War.

1. People try to kill each other in Iraq (and sometime's succeed). THAT MEANS WE LOST. In order to win a war, you have to make teh country you're doing the war on have no violence. NONE. Otherwise you lost.

2. Iraq's government is alot corrupt and messed up. THAT MEANS WE LOST. In order to win a war, you have to make a country's government very VERY nice and with no corruption (none). Otherwise you lost.

3. The Iran guy came over to Iraq that one time. THAT MEANS WE LOST. In order to win a war, you can't have the Iran guy coming to Iraq EVER (NOT anti-Iran (Persian) statement, just saying). Otherwise you lost.

Its amazing to me that so many people fail to grasp such a obvious thing like what you need to do (make no violence anymore going forward, eliminate corruption & create a nice nice government, no Iran guys coming) in order to win wars. THIS IS JUST BASIC WARFARE 101 people. If you wented to Armey colledge (or whatever's called) I'm guess you would know that, the sad part is I know this stuffs and I didn't even have to go to it ( mostly I lurk alot of good blog's wehre they know about war, like Yggie's and also Juan Cole).

The other part that get's me is how IMPROTANT it is to discern wehtehr we wonned or losted the war. I mean my goodness if we WON then a bunch of stuff would follow (call it A, B, C) but if we lost then a bunch of OTHER stuff would follow (like XYZ). You can fill in the blanks of ABC vs. XYZ as well as I can, the point is WE LOST. And we have to keep saying it. ALOT. Do you want McAin to be the next President? Shees.

Agents Provocataeuers

Did youse see where some rethugnican dhingers blowed up THEIR OWN marines recruit center just to make progressives look bad. Its a classic "tactic" that the right uses. Theres so many examples in history. I could name so many. In Germany the Nazis which are like republicans we have in the uSA today blowed up the some building they blamed it on the left. The Rightstag. That's how Hitler got power. There's SO MANY EXAMPLES I could go on and on and on. Too many to list it would take WAY too long. And now they done it again in Time Square New York. Most likely this Marne in the picture did it IMHO. Look at him salute all patriotic and stuff, like who me.

There Trying to Smear Obama

Now some dhingers went and they made a fake piture of Obama with one of them hats what you call it a turban. Totally photo shopped it to smear him. All over the internets, Drudge report and all them. TO SMEAR HIM. Hey dhingers sorry the real Obama don't wear no turban.

This is the real Obama. American. Patriot. For change.

UPDATE Rolling Stone got a Kirlian photo of Obama. No photoshop nothing under they sleeve just straight up.

War Blogging: Day 1

OMG you guys I just saw on the news how some Serbs (!) is attacking are embassy because they hate Kosovo and don't like human rights of Kosovo to be independent from Serbia. Our EMBASSY people. That is American soil.

THIS MUST NOT STAND. Serbia, dudes sorry but it's go time. There I said it.

I know ordinarily you guys know me primarily as someone who wants peace but THESE ARE SERBS were talking about. SERBS. That's a whole new ballgame folks so don't even get me started.

I can't even believe I'm saying this but this is a tramendous opportunity for President Bush to turn around his entire Presidency nad I, for one would TOTALLALLY rally behind him if when he does.

Why? Because right now there's like a tens of thousands of Serbs all gather in one place (near the embassy). We CANNOT let this opportunity pass us by. Imagine how many HVTs (High Value Targets) Serbs there must be among all this Serbs. I bet there's ALOT. We've had to lay low all these years not bombing Serbs all that much but now they've come crawling out into the open.

AMREICA, THIS IS ARE CHANCE TO FINISH WHAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SO NOBELY STARTED BACK IN 1999 or whenever it was. So I'm not sure what's going on right now (if the war has started we'll probably be kept in the dark a few days - which is prudent, militarily speaking) but I'll be right along there to cheer us on if it's on which I HOPE it is which, if so you'll see this blog's focus change to War Blogging.

REMEMBER 1999 people. Vengeance for those three guys the Serbs took, for that guy who had to eat worms, all of it. Americans, this a cause we can all get behind. Bomb Serbia NOW.

Reperations to Insurgents

Few dare to brooch the subject but at some point we are going to have to confront face on the fact of when/how much reperations to give ot the Iraqi insurgents.

Background: in 2003 we invaded Iraq (to do a wrong war on it) which took there country away from The Arabs. Arabs from all over like Yemen and Syria flocked to Iraq to take it back. Because there Arabs and Iraq is Arab Land so it's THERES (e.g. Libyan's, etc)_. Period.

From the marketplace's to the mosques there voice was heard loud and clear- "this is are land now give it back'. Did we hear them. NO. We just whined and whined about the bombs and whoever the killed etc. As if that is going to get The Arabs there land back.

Well now its 2008 and the time is clear. The time is now. The time is to give The Arabs there country back. That much we know. But the fact remains that for these 5 years or so (till Brock O'Bannon gets in there) we had the Arabs's land instead of them. Thats like your roomate is staying in the other room for like 5 months without paying rent. He owes you. In fact he probably owes you more b/c who uses more electricity playing Halo all day you or him. But you can let that slide but NOT if he welch's on his share of the rent.

Well similarly we owe The Arabs (insurgents). The only question is how much. Personally me I like the idea of $500k per Arab (something like that). Its probably not make up for the use of there land but its a good start.

Also we'll have to set out ground rules. LIke if people collaborated with the occupiers (served in police, schools ect) probably they shouldn't get any. Or if they didn't raise a ruckus at all (like just went about there business- buy stuffs at the market, go to work - as if non Arabs wasn't occupying on Arab land). Those people who didn't do ANY kind of insurgentcy that's a TOTAL betrayal of The Arab's. So presumably only people who precipated or at least helped the insurgency would be eligible. This may be difficult to sort out and the UN/Jimmy Carter would probably have to get involved.

But the fact remains. Its a question of when not if, and how much not whether. The insurgents deserve reperations for there trouble. Imagine having to be a insurgent all that time (like five years). Five years MAN that's a long time. I've never even had the same job that long (I like to hop around job's/career ect). But Arabs (insurgents) weren't given that choice. By being on Arab Land (and not being Arabs) we didn't give them that choice of not blowing up markets. Imagine how this must make them fell.

$500/per won't heal all the wounds but its a start and it's the right thing to do.

in progress

Ok. Let's try and compose an email again. This time including pertinent details of canada's culture in an effort to make that dhinger take a stand! Below is a rough sketch of a possible future email and I'm sure you can help me rewrite it. Perhaps some passages need to be added or removed, toned down or turned up?

Dear M Steyn or whoever sifts through his email.

If M Steyn is not too busy playing ice-soccer or making a 3rd down in football, could he avoid reading our blog (The Iraq War Was Wrong Blog). Perhaps he could avoid reading it while nostalgically dipping freedom fries in mayo in memory of his ancestral heritage? However busy he is, I'm sure he can find the time to avoid our blog. Please ask him to do so and email us his response. It would take but a 2nd of your time but knowing he avoids our blog would mean the world to us! Whatever our differences, Mr. Steyn should not be coy or play hard to get. Let him at least acknowledge the fact he refuses to read The Iraq War Was Wrong Blog, lest people (not us, others) think he's a spineless pussy.

Best Regards,

A.

shake dhinger off his fence!

I want to be discreet so I won't say the name of the dhinger who won't publicly acknowledge that he doesn't endorse us. However, here is the first mail I sent him. There's probably a better way to force him (or his assistant) to confess he doesn't endorse us (maybe one of you can tell me where I went wrong).

--- mail ---

Dear You (Mr. Steyn Himself or whomever goes through the email he receives),
I'm writing from The Iraq War Was Wrong Blog in the hope of receiving a non-endorsement from Mr. Steyn. A stinging or ringing non-endorsement would be even better.

Writing us something like "Mr. Steyn prefers to avoid reading The Iraq War Was Wrong Blog" would take but a second of your time yet would mean the world to us. Your statement and name / job title would be proudly displayed on our blog.

Even better would be if you would write me: 'Your blog stands against everything Mr Steyn believes in and he avoids it like the plague!". (Or, if you are Mark Steyn, you could write "Your blog stands against everything I believe in..." and it would be even better).

I realize Mr. Steyn is very busy but I'm confident he has more than enough time to carefully avoid any number of blogs. I see no reason for Mr. Steyn to not avoid our blog too ("like the plague", if possible) and for you to confirm it.

You could point him (by way of example) to
"Sans France" (http://iraqwarwrong.blogspot.com/2004/08/sans-france.html ) :
A devastating critique of America's decision to go to war without France
or to

"Zorro and beyond, an analysis of the Islamic world's contribution to the world we live in" (http://iraqwarwrong.blogspot.com/2007/07/zorro-and-beyond-analysis-of-islamic.html ), which shows how profoundly the Islamic world's thinkers have influenced and enriched our cultural world

or to "Not Optimal" (http://iraqwarwrong.blogspot.com/2005/04/you-question-me-i-answer-you.html ), which proves that Bush did not take the optimal path in his mistaken decision to go to war.

If Mr. Steyn would read any of these, I'm sure our blog would be one he'd be thoroughly against. On the other hand, If you suggest he reads any of these and he adamantly refuses, please kindly let us know that Mr. Steyn is adamantly opposed to reading The Iraq War Was Wrong Blog.

Ideally, Mark Steyn Himself will email me back to confirm that our blog is awful/ goes against the very core of his being/ should be avoided like the plague (he may use any of these phrases or come up with one of his very own) but as I said, we'll be exceedingly grateful for an email to that effect from anyone related to him. From You, for example. If he won't not endorse it, you could not endorse our blog on his behalf. Please do so.

Many thanks and looking forward to your response,

A.

Reader needs help

Someone who commented back on this post needs are help. I've boldened the relevant portion:

I don't even know how I came about this [...] blog. What the FUCK is wrong with you beyond stupid idiots!!!!! How dare you say anything America did in Serbia was unfinished?! Are you out of your fucking mind?!?!?!?!? America should have never been in Serbia in the first place!!! And if you really want to make comments about it, then at least get your chronology right you ignorant piece of shit!!!! The Lewinsky scandal happened just a couple weeks before the NATO bombing, so if you really think the incidents are linked it's far more logical that the bombing was a coverup for the Lewinsky shit.
If you're stupid, then just deal with the fact that you're stupid. If you're ignorant then DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!! Read something, learn something!!! But don't talk out of your ass like you know something!!! I fucking hate you Americans because 85% of you are complete morons, brain-washed little puppets who believe everything they hear and see on TV. You live in fear and yet you think you have some great freedom! Your government controls everything from your mind to your actions, from your thoughts to your entire being!!!
You exist to destroy all that is still pure and natural. You've turned your own offspring into robots and clones and now you want to make exactly that of the rest of the world. You thrive on other peoples' hard work and intelligence, but you continue to insult and mock even that. You have no respect for anything in this world. You are poisoned by the horrid minds of those who lead you and yet you are too weak and lazy to do anything about it.
All you're good for is sitting on your asses eating greasy fried chicken and cheering on as your country destroys thousands of years of history. You will all go to hell you dirty scum.
Serbia may be 3rd world for you but it has something your stupidass nation never will - intelligence, dignity, pride, and strength.
"America to the rescue!" - first you need to rescue yourselves from the ignorance you've succumbed to.
Fuck you all and rot in hell for all the pain you've caused my people.

To answer you're question guy, I think you probably got here by doing websearch for "job in serbia". Glad I could help.

Actuelly we may be able to help out because I hear Anon knows some work/guy's in Serbia. Maybe he'll chime in. I bet there's lots of jobs in Serbia now that we took care of things so that the Ethnic Abanins could get there country back. But maybe there's still lots of cleaning up to do (like after Katrina) for example to rebuild hestorical mosque's, etc. I'll keep my fingers cross for you,

when dhingers sit on fences

He won't endorse us (never has yet)
but won't not endorse us.

I already sent a 2nd email.

Will anything get him off his fence?

I suspect he'd happily give us a ringing non-endorsement
but that he figures it'd only help us.

So he's being coy.

Damn!

Well, plenty of others' who would never endorse us to turn to.

Reponse to The Anchoress

She ask's:

In 100 words or less: What’s Wrong With the World?

Answer very simple (5 words):

The Iraq War was wrong.