I had a great idea for a Take it down a notch Friday. But it wasn't Friday (it was Sunday)(today)! That Sucks! I was down in the doldrums until I realized. I make the rules around here. So here's an exception. I'm making for myself. I'm taking it down a notch (relly) but it's not a TIDANF. Thanks you for you're patience.
What is it that caused me to break traidition? (and, FOCUS)? Well. Now that I'm something of a real bona phide blog (here), relly. I got to thinking. About you not me. How good of Readers are you? (Sometimes I have my doubts)(no offense).
Seriously. How well do you know your TIWWWB? How devoted a gentle Reader are you? I thought I'd help you figure out by developing (creating) a little quiz for, you're perusal. Why? There are two. One: just good clean fun, here (what it's all about). But two (ulterior motive): it coudl be Educational (help you go back/shore up your knowledge of TIW's wrongness by use 'carrot' (not stick DO YOU HEAR ME NEOCONS?) to encourage you to re-read (lovingly/devotedly) old TIWWWB posts.
So therefore. I present to you..... the TIWWWB Wonder Quiz!
Quiz rules:
- Quiz starts.........NOW!!
- Each question is worth 537 Quiz Units (QUs). That's 537 QUs up for grabs, relly. for each qeustion.
- Answer in a comment - give the question # and you're answer (Ideally this would of been obvious GUESS NOT)
- First commenter (comment on THIS THREAD ONLY) to answer a given question, gets the QUs for that question. Answering some question (let's say Question #17 for example(just example)) correctly, but second (2nd), 3rd (third) etc (in time i.e. after some other correct answerer/sequentially) gets you nothing (you could of cheated).
- Thus if you know the answer to a question (i.e. Question #31) SPIT IT OUT / be first and get those QUs! right now!
- For computational convenience I reserve the right to work in special exotic units of "points" rather than QUs (conversion: 1 point = 537 QUs)
- Answers can be in as many comments as you like (i.e. you answer once but then another answer comes to you 2 hours later, make another comment, get the QUs)(repeat until VICTORY)
- Quiz open indefinately, or until someone clinches VICTORY (i.e. (more correct questions then anyone else can get) x 537 QUs) or when comments peter out (whichever comes sooner)(Probably the latter, franklY (if you ask me)
- Be sure to put your name or alias on your comment (which you
should be doing anyway geez!!) so I know who to give the QUs to! You don't want Anonymous to win do you!
- SPECIAL SECRET BONUS PRIZE for the winner! (Suggestions for what SPECIAL SECRET BONUS PRIZE should be are welcome)(in comments). See! You RELLY don't want Anonymous to win/ how can I give Anonymous a SPECIAL SECRET BONUS PRIZE?
- All the questions should be easy, relly (frankly) for someone who's not ignorant. I.e. I'ts just a mtater of do you read my blog or don't you? (Seriously). Or you could go look up find any answer in my blog (i'ts not that big) and get the answers (somewhere). May need to use the Internet too (to look things up) come to think of it (I've made the assumption you have internet access / if this is not correct please explain in comments)
- You don't have to know Dates. (I think - guessing here)
- Be warned - you might have to get answers from comments sections too! (I'm relly insulted, frankly, that some people skip the comments some of are BEST discussions takes place there)!
- SPELLING COUNTS!
Understood? All right then without no further ado I present to you
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*THE TIWWWB WONDER QUIZ*
1. Pedro was my co-worker when I worked in ___.
2. Iranians what?
3. I need to know should I watch
Ripley's Game or go with
The American Friend, who do I ask (probably)?
4. Who's one of are BEST singers?
5. I can hear the song "Wild Child" anytime I want because of the tape ___ made me
6. All told, how much money did I pay Bryce?
7. What's my favorite search engine?
8. A good noun form of "wrong". (2 acceptable answers)
9. It's like 1995 and the (an) OJ trial is on TV. What am I doing, probably?
10. What was my job at Starbuck's?
11. Hair color of my favorite Arby's employee
12. Favorite thesaurus
13. I was here when I was reminded of holograms
14. I was here when Jon Kerry's running mate was announced
15. What is Brock O'Bannon a candidate for, AFAIK?
16. Which blogger could I torture or murder and he still wouldn't see how wrong he is?
17. Adjective that best describes Kevin Drum's blog
Washington Monthly
18. Clever(genious) acronym BeerMan has developed to describe me (iraqwarwrong)
19. The acronym for my our (this) blog reminds me of what?
20. In this critically acclaimed comedy, I think the filmmakers intentionally avoided humour to make a better comment on celebrity.
21. Radio show Matthew Yglesias was on as a kid.
22. My nickname for Matthew Yglesias?
23. My favorite baseball team, evidently
24. Neocon blogger who (probably)(guessing) changed his name for Hollywood
25. Al Qaeda is ___ while Saddam Hussein is ___ (must fill in both blanks, here) (easy)
26. My favorite role of my favorite
Perfect Strangers star
27. My favorite
The Wonder Years character
28. I hope to see this film soon (fingers cross)
29. In the Iraq burrito, Saddam is a ___.
30. This war was a wrong war at the RIGHT time
31. Who was Sasha's "gray cardinal" (tricky, this one)?
32. My favorite pop songcrafter(s)
33. I think this pop star played pro soccer
34. I am very impressed with how ___ Brock O'Bannon is
35. My favorite juice
36. Hitler is a moppet. How do I kill him (probably)?
37. What do Coke & maple syrup have in common, to me?
38. Finish it: Who's boiled? ....
39. Who's a neocon freak-monster?
40. Lone Fox News Sunday liberal, on my blogroll
41. A reader I've quoted more than once
42. A reader who's a Tennessee schoolkid
43. Who's my pick for
President of the United States in 2028? (careful)
44. The only public official I have explicitly stated I believe to be derelict of duty
45. Where do I regularly hobnob with avant gardeists? (6 words)
46. The government of Egypt is ___ (adjective).
47. Where was I when I was ruminating upon my first Brain Twister?
48. Official (technical) term for the period of time ending in March 2003, and beginning somewhere between May 2002 and August 2002
49. Had a roommate who did this on Johnny Carson
50. Stage name of Jennifer Lopez
51. If Democrats were in power there would be a ___ in every classroom.
52. Sure you ___ on my ___-___ ___ when you can't refute my ___. (must fill all blanks)
53. ppopfan45 likes to discuss what rock album?
54. Why did our fore fathers all die?
55. My favorite season of
Babylon 5
56. What state is John Edwards from?
57. Where is Osama bin Laden?
58. What did I do at Google? (looking for a spacific word here)
59. What did I do at Princeton? (looking for a spacific word, again)(i.e.ditto)
60. For what purposes can you use my email address?
61. A good book to read while waiting for your clothes to dry.
62. What did our President do to Doris Day?
63. Dustin Hoffman's co-star in allegorical movie about American imperialism (corrected version of her name)
64. Oliver Willis: Rosie O'Donnell :: Jessica Alba : ___
END QUIZ.
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Notes
* 537 QUs - in honor of margin of stolen victory from Gore
* 57 Quiz Questions - in honor of Jon Kerry ARE NEXT PRESIDENT + 7 BONUS QUESTIONS
Have fun! Unless you're not a very good reader (in which case Quiz probably packs a wallop of frustration for you)(just guessing)
UPDATE 23/8: answer to 45 has 6 words not 5 (sorry). Corrected.
UPDATE 28/9/2004: I have Christened Vanessa (the winner) to be the first annual winner of the HAW award (Heroism Against Wrongness). Check it out: