Littlegreenfootbalanche!!
WELL! First there was the Frankalanche. Then their was the (smaller (by about 22%)-- but still substantial despite best efforts of Google) Ronstalanche.
But nothing could of prepare me for - the Littlegreenfootbalanche!! My gosh holy cow I get back from TGI Frida'ys (halipeno popper's - the BEST) and Princess Diaries movie (premiere/had to get tix in advance), and all hell breaks By my calculation this one (1) link from someone poster name "charles" at that websight (evil/racist - CAIR doesnt like) and I get 11600% more visits (Approximate) then usual (daily average)!
To all Littlegreenfootball fans :: Welcome (hearty) and May you lern something (Just little) about how wrong you were and are about what the Iraq war was. (It's a process - patient) (I'm) The shear number (I'm admit has left me some bit flabber gasted here. On the one hand - GREAT chance to my message getting out to more the better. On the other hand, kind of scary - how many (hi-stepper) Wrong headed a dhinger like Charles has at his command (beck and call/snap fingers you jump).
My devote regular readers (Bob, Coxandforkum (where are you Coxandforkum??), Dakota J, Beerman, BushisPinnocchio, Conor McW., etc--Maybe wondering what's going on here. Meanwhile, the LGBF readership redirected here - maybe wondering how (progressive/conscience) such as myself hook up with (sent unsolicated email to) Charle (rightwing whing dhinger)?
Perhaps a little revue is, in order.
As regular readership knows - As part of my our ongoing educative (world-ameliorative) effort here at TIWWWB. One of the things we do is to periodically Reach-out to (wrong) Iraq-war-right believers in order to (gently) remind them of how The Iraq war was wrong and not right. (To not do this would be to (figuratively) give up on there souls and consign them for dead - That's morally flawed.) (As Jesus said, you must preach among the hookers/lepers/paupers, not the good people (para phrase)) (BTW this quoting Jesus not Theocratic statement, just literary statement - literary character "Jesus" from Western literature "Bible" really did have such dialogue (that's all I mean here)( don't worry)
So in my ongoing exploration of the web (WWW), from time to time I come across a soul crying out for. correction. And then (gently - caressingly) correct that person. (On the right side of web obviously) (right as in conservative not right as in correct) Well in these travails I was reminded of Littlegreenfootball site (will put link momentarily- SORRY Charles for glaring omission) and went there (hold nose) to figure out how to contact Charles (this a procedure I have done many times for many sights i.e. Glenn reynolds / National Review On line, etc). Expecting nothing (as usual) from whing dhinger (guilt feelings about wrongness too difficult/deepseeted to overcome). Just another sincere but patient effort at Conversion (usually bearing little fruits despite semi-breakthru to Powerline guy (Glimmer of hope)? I wrote (as have done many times/places previously) dashed off little note (gentle reminder) of Iraq war's wrongness/ probably (mostly likely) something along hte lines of
Subject: You are wrong about what the Iraq war was.
Hello,
Sorry but you are wrong about what the Iraq war was.
It was wrong and not right. Just thought you should
know,
iraqwarwrong.blogspot.com
Well apperently my letter struck cord in Charles because he (graciously) links to my sight in his blog (with unsuspectedly HUGE readership! scary!) and. As they say. the rest is history. (You're here reading this as direct or indirect result) (probably -unless you was already reader (hi Bob, B.I.P.).
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm totally awrare that VAST majority of visitors from site like that - MUST be wrong/flawed Iraq war wright (and who knows what else) believers. Believe me, not the readership what I envisionsed when I started this TIWWWB Blog. But, we deal the cards we are dealt (I'm a believer in that) and I grateful for the opporutniyt. To - win some hearts and minds. (Even just a few - and it's all WORTH IT) in the long run. It's like recycling - if even just a few people grasp my message here The world can change.
So anyway what can I say - BIG shout out to Charles for having the guts to post Dissenting point of view (I'd say at LEAST 80% of this blog devoted to Dissent). Welcome to Charles's wrong readers (most of whom, You are hopelessly Wrong about what the Iraq war was, but don't worry - I haven't lost hope in you)! And, most of all -- enjoy the sight. It's a process. (BTW bare with me I'm still slightly new at this).
With much ,
posted by iraqwarwrong @ 1:29 AM
31 Comments:
HEY! I take issue with that wrong stuff. I've been right since before I became an adult. And I mean ALWAYS right.
The question we have is, are you really serious here or is this an amazing, brilliant parody? If you are serious, how old are you? If this is parody, who are you really?
Keep up the good work. Keep trying. Remember though; education works both ways. Keep showing up at LGF. You might learn a thing or two yourself. Cox & Forkum have. They were probably reading and commenting at LGF. They like LGF.
Here, I'll toss you a tidbit. If you use scripture or Biblical references, don't worry about offending people. You won't hurt their feelings if you don't jump through hoops explaining yourself.
Oh yeah - the war in Iraq is and was the smart, right, correct, proper thing to do. And I'll repeat it all the time because that makes it true.
:::NTropy
I think that its goood that we have this die a log with the leopards just like Jesus did.
I thing "retching out" is goood, but just don't "retch out and touch someone" like McGreevey did u pervert.
write all u want i wont read it i just come here to post comments to annoy u
Hi,
Came over from LGF. So far, I am not the least impressed with your blog. How old are you? Your spelling and grammar are horrible. How are we members of the vast right wing conspiracy to seriously consider your opinions when you articulate them so poorly? I don't want to "lern" anything from you!LOL Have you been noted to be a "Moonbat"?
Mmmmmmmmm, beer.
Absolutely horrific. Never have I read such incoherent ramblings. You are no older then 14. Princess Diaries ? C'mon. What's with all the brackets ? Christ.....
What medication are you on?
grate bleg keepup teh gud work well teech those rite arm (wing) piples the truth about the wromgness of teh war keepup teh gud fite.
Judging by your grammar, your spelling and lack of concept in most entries, I assume that you did not go to law school to study, but to clean the floors or empty the wastebaskets.
If this blog is a joke on society, you have succeeded. Otherwise, give up the uneven fight.
odin
It looks like you're on the map. Forget Google, LGF is much better for traffic.
Bob (thinking you're going to get slammed)
Judging by your grammar, your spelling and lack of concept in most entries, I assume that you did not go to law school to study, but to clean the floors or empty the wastebaskets.
If this blog is a joke on society, you have succeeded. Otherwise, give up the uneven fight.
odin
I wonder if the Iraqi Olympic squad thinks that the war was wrong.
Here at TIWWWB the esteamed Readership (regular commentators) (not you greenfootball newbees( arn't afraid to speek Truth to Power (like Iraq war=wrong), despite slite (bearly noticeable relly) imparfections in so called grammer and spelling.
Lots of proofs, of Iraq war wrongness (wrongevilty) here to open your eyes with. JUST READ! eg. manacheinism of Bush (ha!@ bet you right(wrong)(about Iraq war)dhingawhingers didnt know about that.)
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What!! the war 'WAS' wrong?
The war is still on for you kind information and it will end when Pakistan is cleansed of its Jihadi culture. Iraq is only the end of the beginning.
Quote: My gosh holy cow I get back from TGI Frida'ys (halipeno popper's - the BEST)
OK!!! we believe you have enough money to go to TGI's! So don't show off.
It's odd that iraqwarwrong seems to write just like Bushispinnochio. Anyways, funniest shit I've read in a long time. Fucking brilliant.
... you dumbass LGFers.
it's a parody.(joke) (entertainment)
*sighs*
Thank you for the invite. I linked here from LGF. I'm always interested in reading other viewpoints. However, I feel your conclusions regarding the war are wrong. Our forefathers said that all people are endowed with certain inalienable rights, including feedom, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. It is up to us to make sure that all of our fellow man have these rights. Some of our fellow men live in countries that have systems that allow us to make sure such freedoms are granted through education, trade and general discourse with those countries. Other countries are despostic and tyrannical and must be torn out by the roots in order that we can bestow the inalienable freedoms upon their ciizens. You are obviously of a conservative leaning--you don't want to change anything about the world. I and other LGFers are more revolutionary in outlook--we feel we must change the world to banish evil, despotisim and tyranny. It is wonderful that we can disuss these different viewpoints, however.
Congratulations on the Littlegreenfootbalanche. I hope this leads to more debate Iraq war which is right (though you think it's wrong).
-Frank J.
Thanks (as always Frank (J.) Though you are and remain Wrong on the dispositive quesiton of what hte Iraq war was - at least you showed a willing hand to tolerate/understand my Dissent! You were Right about that (which is something - even though not right about Iraq war).
Bare in mind: (BTW) you get the bragging writes over you arch-rival Charles since you found &graciously linked me first. Well done!
This is the funniest blog I have ever read. Your logic skills, or lack thereof, combined with the way you butcher the english lanquage make for some very enjoyable reading.
Thank you so much for the laughs!!!!
A couple of days the Iraqi soccer team beat Portugal, the current European champions, 4-2!
These same Iraqi athletes were tortured by Saddam's son, Uday. For a sample story see:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/si_online/news/2003/03/24/son_of_saddam/
I lived in Israel in 1991 during the first Gulf War. Although Israel never attacked Iraq, Saddam Hussein fired over 91 Scud missiles at Israeli cities. My 5 year old cousin was severly injured and until today she has nightmares.
You get one point for being polite and "gentle" - which is way more than most extremist left wing activists.
But I disagree with you: the war to remove the mass murdering scum Saddam Hussein and his band of thugs was justified.
I hope no one ever tortures you or your family and that a Scud missile is never directed towards the city where you live, targetting women, children and babies.
But if that ever happens, I'll never say that getting rid of those that want you dead was wrong.
Oops, a small mistake: Iraq did beat Portugal in the Olympics a couple of days ago, but Portugal are not the current European Soccer Champs.
Greece beat Portugal in the final game a couple of months ago.
Regardless, it was still right to get rid of Uday the torturer and his dad, Saddam the mass murdering scum, so the Iraqi soccer players could attend the Olympics without worrying about being tortured if they lost.
wow. yup i linked from LGF, my curiosity got the better of me and to be perfectly frank, i needed a good giggle and liberals always do it for me. so, thanks.your lead story today of how the HURRICANE interrupted (in your eyes) the news was the most whiny, selfish thing i have EVER heard. seriously though, people died, it was a HURRICANE, not just some wind and rain as you put it. you are the f*cking liberal here, yet you couldn't seem to care less that people have died, lost their homes, their livelyhood, their loved ones.
not victimish enough for you??? while you were busy whining last night 180 people in a refugee camp on the congolese border were SLAUGHTERED... not a peep from the liberal media.
i say all this in hopes you will wake the heck up... the world does NOT revolve around you. yes, in my twenties i too thought myself liberal. but like churchill once said' if you're not a liberal in your 20s, you have no heart. if you're not a conservative in your 30s, you have no brain.
ok rant over, shells
Again I will tell you how much this blog is important to the world view of the war in Iraq coz people (sheeple)dont understand that the USA (us) is trying to run everything (the world). If people (sheeple) dont beleve that they should just read your blog coz it shows how the usa is not even listening to other impotant countrys like Franse and Russa (Soveit Union). Franse is good coz they gave us the statute of librty which is in NY. That shows they like librty not like bushitler doesnt. Russa is good coz they helped us fight the relly bad guys (not the iraqis who, as we know now arnt relly bad at all) a long time ago in Afganistan (sp?). These were the relly bad guys who had wepons of mass destrution. The thing is the people (sheeple) dont even know that. That is why your blog (and intellegent posters who know THE FACTS like me) are very important.
I saw a picture of that guy charles who is the runner of the LFG blog one time. He has like really long hair. I mean what is that all about? Nobody does that kinda thing anymore. I think it is some kinda conspiricy as in he is hiding something (but I am not sure what it could be) under all that long hair. It could be like a mind control thingie that commands all the people (sheeple) who go to his site all the time. Maybe they are like under his control somhow. just like you said beck and call/snap fingers you jump type of control waves.
Peace OUt,
RightIsRight
Great job, LGF!
This blog is a hilarious parody!
LOL!!!
Hey,
I came over from LGF and I like the look of your blog. Keep up the good work.
Thanks!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Huh? That does'nt even make sense (grammaticly)
I have a friend who grew up in Moscow, and worries frequently about her English language skills. I directed her here - she totally kicks your ass in the grammer and spelling departments.
Seriously, I would have difficulty writing so poorly - you must really work at it. The really amazing thing about sites like yours is the proof they offer of the libertarian (capitalist) ideal - equality of opportunity (i.e., any ass can put up a web page) but not equality of result (i.e., yours is hysterically bad)
Kinda stuffs the whole leftist 'everybody deserves to get the same results, regardless of skills' theory into the crapper, no?
Keep up the work, we all need a good laugh from time to time, and this is the freakin' funniest site I've been to in AGES.
Pete(Detroit)
I love LGF, but I actually found this via a different blog.
A parody is only really effective if the reader is left with a feeling that it may not actually be a parody. On this count, this site scores really big. I'm not completely sure if it is a parody or the rantings of a 16-year-old that has spent too much time in public schools and going to TGI Fridays.
If this is a parody, please keep it up! If it is not, its EVEN FUNNIER.
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