An Opportunity
KLJ: WE'RE LOOKING for an assistant editor here at NRO, which is an editing position. Send your resumes/cover letters to me with "assistant editor" in the subject line. Some experience with editing extremely helpful. Desire to edit required.
Sent off one minute ago:
From: "iraqwarwrong"
Subject: assistant editor
To: klopez@nationalreview.com
HEllo KLJ,
I'm believe I now available for you're ``assistant
editor'' job at NRO (Neo-cons). AS the Proprietor of
a bonaphide web blog (TIWWWB) for well over six(6)
months now. The result's are plain to see. I put
ALOT of effort into pain staking process of Editing my
posts for perfection readably and legibility.
For my resumay. I believe a quick (brief) persual
of my websight should suffice (in lieu.) You're are
invited to take a look (yourself) and see my record of
excellent blogging status. URL address link below.
An added bonus which I belieeve I would bring to the
table. I am NOT a dhinger (like you guys) This would
bring DIVERSITY to you're publications(for a change)
(unlike Bush cabinet). Thats for sure. In addition
to basic editing for Spelling punctuation grammer ect.
I could would edit you're article's for Correctness
to remove all the Mendacy, Struassianism, and so on.
For example instead of Derbyshire writing CRAP about
homosexuals. I could change all that(with a few
keystrokes). BOOM problem solved.
Some people on the left are ready to write you
dhinger's off but. If you've would give me Employment
I believe I could help set you and you're Magazine
straight? Yes?
http://iraqwarwrong.blogspot.com
cc: iraqwarwrong
I'll keep you posted.


















10 Comments:
Incredible!!!!!! :)))))))))))))))))))))
Well, it's good to see you're not trying to distance yourself from this blog. I was afraid you might disown it in some small way.
You do realize u might have to pay a price for your courageous stand, don't you?
the-scenes
If KJL doe'snt offer you th job, you shuold write yr friend Jnoah Golberg and ask him to put it a good wyrd for you. Often with the Reputzis its not a mater of yr quallificatiuns but who you knoe. (i'ts not faire but i'ts how they paly the game.)
-Alias
Good tip Alias. Thank's. But it will would have to be someone different then Joneoconh since he's blocked my email's. What about maybe William Buckely? Is he good about responsing peoples's emails? Anyone try?
scenes: I dont' get it what "price"? You mean from dhigner's trying to squish my dissent? Use my Dissent against me? Yeah I've thought of . But I remain firm.
No. Not the stand you take here on the blog (fairly safe, no price to pay). I meant the courageous stand of standing by your blog and speaking with the same coherent strident etc etc and keeping your political integrity in front of the dhinger media.
You might have to pay a price for it...
I hope they call you tho.
the-scenes
the-scenes you why speak so sinister? What are you saying.
Are you threatening me???
I will NOT be intimadated. Your words bursh off me like . I take a STAND here on this my (former) blog TIWWWB. If you don't like it then tough you know what you can do. (I dont have to say it)
Well, u said it clearly enough and really, I'm all in favour of your courageous stand and I just hope they call u, that's all.
I bet u never saw "yes minister":) whenever they wanted to dissuade the minister from doing anything, they'd say "this is a very courageous decision".
Anyway, you did it, and may God have mercy on your application.
the-scenes
They relly shuold accpet you. Youre' they're only hope to reduse the dhingerness cotnent of thier publication, its' jsut hopeless.
It's been a while...
No response? Not even an autmatic message?
They probably took issue with yr spelling and didn't even check out yr blog!
scenes
scenes it's the Holiday Season time which is why You can imagine they are getting back to me as soon as is possible (in, this busy time). I'm sure my application is Important to them.
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