I Had Sex With Michelle Obama
Me I don't have no job but this post could be NSFW if you do have a job. Becuase adult subject matter. Not explicset pitures, sorry.
Why am I even telling youse. It was back in the early 90s when I visited Chicago. As you know I endorse Barak and Michelle for president, I Wrote favorable blog posts. I care very much about the REPUTATION of The Iraq War Was Wrong Blog and also about the Obama's. I owe it to our readerships to avoid even the APPEARANCE of a confict of interest, impropriety so on so forth. So that's why I'm telling you so I can come clean. For the record. My sexaul relationship with Michelle Obama has NOTHING to do wif my endorsement of her candacy as "first" lady.
So what's she like you may aks. Well. She don't so-call shave "down there" as much as most Afican American wemen. From anus to about level with her urethral opening, and THAT'S IT. And where she shaves she got so much 5 oclock. Stubble more like. Some ingrown hairs. One it got infected I guess, because a huge pimple. But it was like mostly healed.
So how did it happen, how was it ect. Well, first kissing then I done heavy pettings to her i.e., finger. Then I done cunningus on her which she LIKE it. all wet. She was gwine do me back fellat but I don't like that. Then vaganal in three positions. and when I try anal she gets all mad
I'm not 100% sure it was Michelle Obama, I did not ask her name but if I remember it looked like her anyways. And like I said it was in Chicago. I think it was in Chicago.
From the comments aka peanut gallery:
two dogs is correct.
This post is way below the standards of this blog. Doesn't belong on the blog of the guy who published the high school newsletters of Brian Leiter.