Iceland Scott Free
You know what I wouldn't mind us doing a wrong war on though, is Iceland. Did you ever meet a actual Iceland person. FREAKY. It's like, are they elfs or waht. (The girls) As for, when I was in Oregon I hung out with a Iceland guy and, just don't even ask.
Yet Iceland gets a pass, afaik noone every does a wrong war on them. Ever notice that? Why is that? Oh right I got it, its because there white.
Rascists.


















8 Comments:
Pretty sure your getting it confused with Ireland (diferent letter ''r'' vis-a-vis 'c' in there name) which is where the white people is.
a breef histery of iceleand --ok? since i study vikings i'm kinda sure on this. iceleand was settled around the time the ball bearing was invented, say around 400 b.c. by the vikings from -scandalnavia? or is it scandahoov...? norway brcuz they had to have an "outpost" to fight therre wars with the french from. they only sent good-looking girls with white hair becuz they wud blend in with all the ice--ok? a little nown fact about iceleand is they got no polar bears becuz the volcanoes killed them all, the vikings qwit going there becuz its colder than shit there and a big pain in the ass, so they gave them there freedom which of course was wasted. aunti-dhinger
Yes IraqWarNotRight is right you must means Ireland. Them elfs they is call leperchauns like on Lucky Charms box
Jason
Me I am no expert in Languistics and what not but Ireland got they own language so-call Gealic. Out on a limb here but my educated guess.
Gealic "leper" = Lucky
Gealic "chauns" = Charms
Jason
"Did you ever meet a actual Iceland person. FREAKY. It's like, are they elfs or waht."
I did meet an actual iceland person. Only once tho', zillions of years ago and it was Bjork.
A friend of mine and I sneaked in to a private after-party of hers that she held after a concert we couldn't get into because we had no money. Some guy who left the party gave us his passes and we strode through all the guards. We felt so cool and important but bjork herself looked a little disconcerted and she definitely was a little bit freaky when I come to think of it. She was.. hmmm.. well, polite(!), had curious eyes, but.. sort of reserved. She didn't seem nearly as thrilled to see us as we were to see her. At the time I didn't realize it's an icelandic thing. I thought it's a bjork thing.
Anon.
I hayte white-people.
-Donkey Boner
The reason no one does a wrong war on Iceland is cuz their's no oil there. If there was, it would stain the ice a dark color.
another fact about iceleand that no one nose is they get free heat there becuz the volcanoes heat there homes and bars for free! also, (if you ever go there)-never pinch an iceleanders ear cuz it pisses them off and they will follow you to the hotel and call you names---(in iceleandic of course --so who gives a shit?-----------auntie dhinger
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