IWWProve Everywhere II: Seals Don't Know
Mission II: Seals Don't Know
Where: San Francisco (Fishermen's Worf)
When: Teusday 5/13/08, approx 2:15-2:45 pm
Instructions: Somewhere around 2:15 or thereabouts, you: the interpid IWWWprov Players, will gather gradually and unassumingly at Fishermans Worf which is a tourist sight in San Francisco. When the fancy takes them (e.g. perhaps they get a giant sundae at Giradelli Square first), they will wander down the worf and end up back at that place where the seal's are. (Back and to the side somewhat- forget exactly).
Once there, you will just stand there looking at the seals for awhile, occasionally pointing, and perhaps taking a few photographs. (The elderly can sit on the bleacher's that are set up there). This behavior will continue for like 3-15 minutes and then, without warning, you will each independently appear to decide it's time to go, and be on you're merry way, leaving onlookers in shock at the whole spectacle, but not explaining a thing.
If someone approaches you and asks whats going on, here is your line:
"Do the seals know it was wrong?"
That's all your gonna say. Nothing more. The look on there face as it dawns on them should be priceless.
Let's see if we can pull this of as good as the Train Of Wrong. This is why the Internet is such a great medium. We have a real chance here to put the Iraq war's wrongness out there. So, hopefully everone who can will show up Tuesday and let's freak some people out. (I'm unable to make it Tuesday but I'll TOTALLY be in contact with Sana T. Injection about it, who has kindly agreed to do the videoing).
P.s. About Jim's movie from the last one, he amiled it to me (HELARIOUS) but I don't know how to put is on Youtube. Someone help/ Anyways maybe I'll just describe it - Jim goes through several train cars packed with people and videos them as they're on the Train Of Wrong, and it's AMAZING how many IWWWprovers you can spot. Some of them are all trying not to look at the camera, making a wierd face when the see it ect., so its pretty obvious who was in on it. Great job guys.
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2 Comments:
J-Dam it, you nead to get that videyo tape on this IWWWB cite.
Sireously, get it on this cite, like, by layter todey, Okey? I half two see the looks on they're faces, expecielly the stupdid dhinger-faces, but they looked like they'd sean a donkey boner.
-Donkey Boner
Hey! It's me, Mufti Ebrahim Desay.
I was away visiting friends and attending weddings in pakistan and afghanistan and then I had to spend some time in guantanemo (completely unfounded). Sorrily I had no internet access (except for dial-up sometimes) and my koran suffered untold indignities but Inshalla, that is all in the past. I don't have words to describe my eternal joy at being back and at seeing so many of the old faces here. Thank you my brothers and sisters. Thank you!
and rememember, Allah Ta'ala Still Knows Best
Mufti Ebrahim Desay
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