Peace, Dog

I'm still been trying to figure out why we don't just try peace. ON Iraq. Instead of war on Iraq why not peace on Iraq. It could be like a commercial (Peace: Try It.) I could totally imagine it. It would have someone who's crying (like a little Afghan girl with those green beautiful eyes - but there crying).

Why we don't we even TRY it?

I think I figured out what it is. You know how you almost never eat corn dogs? Like people are all "eew corn dog". And if there's girls around they'll TOTALLALY freak out if you get one like "I just want something light like a salad. Like somehow there's something shaneful about corn dogs (!). But the thing is. Whenever you every HAVE a corn dog your all like "Dude, this is so good. Why don't I eat this more often"? And you scratch your head b/c you can't ever figure it out.

Consider the corn dog. With the almost sweet corn based covering (almost like fried corn muffin) on the outside. And then the dog on the inside. On a stick. It's possibly nature's perfect food IHMO (for me it's between that and marshmallows). What's not to like? There's nothing not to like. While your crunching into it i'ts just mind boggleable why you're not eating this practically all the time.

But? I think I figured it out the reason is: You always forget how good corn dogs can be because you never TRY them. Only like if your at a carnival or maybe a Six Flags-run amusement park. But the rest of the time? Corn dog availability in communities is rather limited. Government hasn't done nearly enough to help increase access to corn dogs. It's a textbook example of a market failure.

So in result nobody eats corn dogs (much) and thus nobody rememebers how awsome the are. Well that's like peace. Nobody tries peace (much) so nobody remembers how awsome it could be if we did.

If we just did some peace on Iraq for a change it's just incredible hwo the results would be I bet. Like biting into that crunchy sweet umami corn dog for hte first time in years. It would be a breathe of fresh air.

Are you listening Bush?